I may be a Chef, but don't call me Cookie

Feb 01st, 12

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Jan 31st, 12

misenplace:

questionableconfessions:

Funny Foodies.

“Shit Foodies Say”.

Guilty on some occasion.

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Jan 30th, 12

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That’s what I need. A kitchen with cathedral ceilings…

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Jan 29th, 12

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tagged: [My new life saying.]

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Jan 28th, 12

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Ignore Ted, and just look at Marshall having a cakegasm in the background.

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Jan 27th, 12

You’re disgusting.

Love, your ex-girlfriend.

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Jan 25th, 12

I love flirting with people and feeling like I’m the hottest thing they could ever have. And then getting to know them or friending them on facebook and realizing that they have a lot hotter girl friends and they could have went for any of them.

Suddenly I realize again why guys flirt.

Suddenly I remember that I’m not that hott.

And then I question how a guy could ever deal with me looking like crap when even at my most dressed up, I’m just average.

tagged: [weird..] [no pity wanted] [just revelations]

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